Aging!

Have you noticed!

Brown spots on your hand?

Crepe skin on your upper arms?

Sagging skin under your chin?

Trips to the bathroom several times a day/hour for a dribble!?

Stuck poop?

Bigger belly?

Apron belly?

No clothing styles for your age or weight?

Poor eye sight?

Doctors who say “well, you’re not getting any younger.” Or maybe “your numbers are inside the normal range” but my fave… “If you’d just lose a bit of weight.”

No answers for overly bloated legs, arms, face, stomach.

Impossible appointment waits?

Spam callers trying to get you to buy insurance, sell your house, or make you think they are the police or social security?

Young adults who have no clue what the cold war was or never heard of the Battle of Leptano. Have no clue the genocide caused by Stalin or Hitler.

How cheaply made appliances are and how fast they breakdown?

Yep

Aging

Gotta love it.