The Silent Treatment

I’ve always wondered what people who chose this form of attention getting hope to accomplish.

I personally prefer the silence to having to listen to inane conversation spewing from their lips.

The silence absolved me from having to think about what they really want. Abdicates me from having to provide them with any kind of service.

Allows me complete total freedom to come and go as I please without having to vocalize my plans.

Provides me with blog fodder and amusement.

Bring on the silence!